Tonight, starting at 6 p.m., a spectacular musical tribute to 100 years of the San Diego Zoo will unfurl in Balboa Park at the Spreckels Organ Pavilion. The bartender says, “Okay, you can come in here as long as you don’t start anything.”Ī proton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour. Are you one of them ropes?” snarls the bartender.Ī pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. He ruffles up his ends to make himself look rougher and twists himself into a circle to look bigger. I’d better disguise myself,” thinks the second rope. “We don’t serve ropes here,” sneers the bartender, who picks up the rope, whirls him around in the air and tosses him out into the street. Over the past several decades many jokes have featured all manner of people and other creatures walking into bars. "Please," said the other roach.Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. There is no dirt anywhere-it's so hygienic that the whole place shines." "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming.
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